The Imperial Death March

Honestly, I hadn't expected much from this summer.

Lo and behold, it had exceeded my expectations. Too many moments to mention all in one post, but I felt I should share some.

I went to dinner the other night with three of my friends: (N), (K), and (J).

My friend, (N), was telling a story about a mutual friend of all of ours who apparently has had his share of interesting roommates. So she goes on to tell a story about one of them and she goes,

(N): yeah, I guess his roommate was getting it on and of course he can hear it... but more interestingly, guess what song they were having sex to?

At this point (K), (J), and I all leaned in ready for the punch line.

(N): The Imperial Death March!

She did not fail us.

(K) and (J) both look at each other, and the next moment of one of them starts singing The Imperial Death March while the other chimes in with "I am your father..."

Perhaps a twist on the common phrase: Who's your daddy?

We continued the conversation and decided that this was, indeed, every boy's fantasy: to have sex to the Imperial Death March with a girl dressed up as Princess Leah circa Star Wars 5 a la Jabba the Hut.

I am personally an Obi Wan Fan.

Later, (J) asks (K):

(J): Yo! what was that weird dream you had? You wrote it on our facebook thread and then didn't follow up.
(K): oh yeah... Well i thought it was cool then, but maybe not any more.
(J): C'mon man.
(K): okay... So I had this dream that I was being chased by Aliens. Like the ones from Aliens vs. Predators
(N)+(C): And?
(K): That's it.

Another moment from our good friend, (K).

A few nights back, (J) suddenly expressed to (N) how he wanted to go to a Foam Party - a frat party normality.

(K) proceeds to join in and exclaim how he, too, wants to have a 'Phone Party.'

A phone party?

(J) and (N) went along with him, thinking it was funny, and kept talking about how great a Phone Party would be.

It has been a week since that incident.

(K) still does not realize that a Foam Party does not equal a Phone Party, and that Phone Parties, do not exist. Well perhaps they do, in the form of a conference call.

I will miss these three.

bjs